McDonalds Chances

The chances you can win at McDonald's Monopoly are slim to none. Hate to break it to you.

I've commented on this before, waaaay back in the year Two Thousand and Eight.

Here is a chart explaining the amount of winning pieces that have been put out into the world for the 2009 game (out of hundreds of thousands of McDonald's and billions of game pieces):
If you don't get these rare pieces, everything else you get is worthless.

So here's the trick: Keep a list of the most rare pieces with you. When you happen upon one of the lucky rare pieces, hold on to it. You can get the other pieces no problem. If you took all your friends out to lunch you would most likely find the pieces you are looking for. Or you can look on craigslist.

Oh, and also, apparently you need to be white to win (but one in six of you can be of a different ethnicity):